Hoping for a drop in Snowden’s hat size

TumwaterJuly 1, 2013 

I read that Edward Snowden has applied to the government of Ecuador for asylum. Ecuador is the homeland of the ferocious Jivaro Indians, who shrink heads.

So let’s lay some bucks on the Jivaros to reduce Snowden’s hat size and send it to Russia, or wherever he came from.

Not even the Russians would listen to Snowden if his head were the size of a 60-watt light bulb.

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