Next election, write in the name of Nobody

TumwaterNovember 11, 2013 

On Nov. 3, your paper ran an editorial urging people to vote, but not to write in fictious names like Micky Mouse or Tinker Bell. Writing Disney characters could get you sued by Walt Disney Studios. However, writing in Nobody will not.

Seriously, if a large percentage of the electorate wrote in Nobody on ballots, the morons we send to the other Washington would think twice before shutting down the government, fouling up applications for health care coverage, and getting us into secret and undeclared wars.

Who is better than you, when it comes to deciding what to do with your tax dollars? Nobody! Who should decide what you should decide what you can do with you life? Nobody!

I am quite serious about voting for Nobody.

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