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The winner: David Monson, Olympia
Runners up:
Due to cost increases, we can't cover injuries from pies, elephants or funny little cars.
Steve Pogge, Olympia
We’re sorry we can’t issue an accidental death/life policy due to a visual distraction clause.
Douglas M. Barron, Lacey
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