This time of year, Alaska is paradise. King salmon hustle up to the front porch of Anchorage. Softball games unfold in the buttery glow of the midnight sun. And the woods are full of megafauna in frisky pursuit.
But amid the lovely, longest days of the year, the political world - controlled and corrupted by age and oil - is unraveling. The farce in the far north involves two national politicians who are used to getting their way, and a lobby that treats legislators like houseboys.
Let's start with the senator for life, Ted Stevens, 83, the longest-serving Republican in the upper chamber. You know him, perhaps, only because he described the Internet last year as a "series of tubes" that can get backed up for days. This, while discussing legislation involving that dad-gummed series of tubes.
Uncle Ted is to Alaska what Huey Long was to Louisiana, and tributes range from the Ted Stevens Anchorage International Airport to the hundreds of projects built with "Ted Stevens money" as your tax dollars are called in Alaska. One of Uncle Ted's best friends, Bill J. Allen, former chief executive of an oil services company, pleaded guilty last month to bribery and other charges in a scandal that has rocked Alaska and produced four indictments of state politicians. It looks like there's more to come, soon.
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If you live in Alaska, you pay no state taxes, and get a check every year in shared oil royalties. What keeps the gravy train going is oil. But as the decay in Saudi Arabia demonstrates, oil corrupts. And absolute oil corrupts absolutely. "There are two things we worry about here in Alaska: Life after oil, and life after Uncle Ted," said Ivan Moore, an independent pollster.
Recently, Stevens said the FBI had asked him to preserve some of his records. He also said his son Ben, the former state Senate president, was under investigation. The probe is linked to bribes and other services paid by the oil services company, VECO. The FBI has not said whether the elder Stevens is a target.
Ted Stevens used to be a respected independent voice in the Senate. But his obsession with opening the Alaska wildlife refuge to oil drilling, and his nearly 40 years in the Senate, have left him an embittered, tired old politician with a host of grudges.
Then there's the congressman for life, Rep. Don Young, 74. You know him from the Bridge to Nowhere, his effort to direct more than $200 million to build a span nearly as long as the Golden Gate Bridge from Ketchikan to an island with less than 100 people.
As chairman of the committee that bundled all pet projects into a single transportation bill last year, Young had this to say about the legislative process: "I stuffed it like a turkey."
He said he was proud to be one of the biggest pigs at the trough - he used the word "oinker" - because the power to control $300 billion only comes around once in a lifetime. But as it turned out, the pipe dream really was a bridge to somewhere: the back door. Many Republicans say it cost them control of the House in the 2006 election.
The good news for Republicans is that the most popular fresh face is one of theirs - Gov. Sarah Palin, who looks like Tina Fey of "Saturday Night Live" fame. A marathon runner and commercial fisherwoman - whose kids are named Track, Bristol, Willow and Piper - Palin knocked out an encrusted incumbent in the primary last year. She supports a new ethics bill designed to bring light to the long winter of Alaska politics.
Maybe the women should have been given a chance earlier. With more men than women, Alaska has always been the kind of place where the odds are good, as the saying goes, but the goods are odd. Especially with age and power.
Timothy Egan, a former Seattle correspondent for The New York Times and the author of "The Worst Hard Time," is a guest columnist.