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In demotion, the Dallas Stars would be ousted to lesser-tier status while the Detroit Red Wings remain pro. Fort Worth Star-Telegram/MCT
The Dallas Stars Mike Modano (9) gets sandwitched into the boards by Detroit Red Wings Kirk Maltby (18) and Kris Draper (33) in the second period of Game 3 of the NHL Western Conference finals at the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas, Monday, May 12, 2008. The Red Wings defeated the Stars, 5-2.
from Brendan Funtek
Try as many may, the National Hockey League is not as doomed to obsolescence as people expect it to be. Yes, the NHL has a belittling cable contract with Versus and is steadily losing media coverage (in the United States). Yet the league persists in bringing the best the world has to offer and picked up a lot of national interest with its outdoor game earlier this season.
But the league is definitely bloated and the demotion solution here is the simplest of all four leagues to solve.
The NHL went insane with success after Wayne Gretzky gave the league a new immortal for both fans and newbies to gawk in awe. So, the 'delusions of grandeur' business model mutated with cities like Phoenix and Tampa Bay getting the opportunity to see professional ice hockey! In the sunny city! How cute! Too bad it doesn't work.
The attendance level for many of these Southern cities is paltry and the lack of youth development for ice hockey down there doesn't help.
The NHL can be cut down to 14 teams. Easily too, with very little reshuffling of division arrangements. You keep the entire Northwest (Calgary, Colorado, Edmonton, Minnesota, Vancouver), the entire Northeast (Boston, Buffalo, Montreal, Ottawa, Toronto) and add Detroit to a reduced Atlantic Division of the New York Islanders, Rangers and Philadelphia Flyers.
Attendance-wise, Calgary, Detroit, Minnesota, Toronto and Vancouver have been the best for the last five seasons. The Red Wings, Edmonton, Montreal, Islanders and the Maple Leafs have historically averaged the most titles. And the most successfully consistent franchises were Boston, Buffalo, the Canadiens, Philadelphia and the Oilers.
After that, I threw in Ottawa (winless but good attendance nonetheless), the Rangers (also with great attendance) and Colorado (great attendance and fairly successful franchise) because they were the odd teams out of their respective divisions with no compelling reason to be kicked out. Maybe it isn't fair that New York gets two of the 14 remaining franchises but the Islanders four consecutive Stanley Cups was enough to make them a worthier franchise if one of the Big Apples must be eliminated.
The most obvious reason to accept my proposal is because six of the 14 teams remaining are from Canada, as it should be. Hockey is Canada's sport, not ours. And the best hockey league in the world should let the country with the most players in the pros get a bigger slice of the pie.
Here were my three toughest demotions:
1. The Dallas Stars. I lived in Texas and witnessed the little-known but highly impressive development of low-scale hockey arenas built around the Metroplex after the Stars won the Cup in 1999. Believe it or not, hockey is pretty big in Dallas and the attendance is notable. And with the astonishing level of youth development (check out Dallas youth Max Gerlach) there, don't be surprised if a U.S. rookie comes to the NHL soon from Texas. Dallas represents the best story of a post-Gretzky relocation to the South that caught on big time in the community.
2. Two California teams. The Los Angeles Kings and San Jose Sharks. Both teams get much better attendance than one probably expected when they first heard about hockey in the Golden State. But they're still expendable franchises with no titles between either of them.
3. Columbus. Surprisingly, the Blue Jackets get good attendance for being in Ohio. If they can raise up recently declining numbers and survive without Rick Nash (who would be moved to one of the top teams), they have a shot of moving up despite being an expansion franchise.
Saturday: the NFL
Monday: the NBA
Wednesday, May 20: MLB
bfuntek@theolympian.com