More destruction on the way
The president of the United States wishes to assure everyone that all of his actions and policies are designed to ensure that the earth becomes more and more polluted and that the temperature of the atmosphere will continue to increase so that wildfires and storms of all kinds will become far more frequent and destructive. He thanks you for your continuing support and urges you to pray a lot.
This story was originally published September 15, 2017 at 4:14 PM with the headline "More destruction on the way."